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Morning glory: Man convicted of solo sex romp on trampoline

Neighbour saw James Burden with cigarette in one hand and genitals in the other at 5am.

02 June 2010 13:48 GMT

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Morning glory: Man convicted of solo sex romp on trampoline

Starkers: a neighbour saw James Burden on a trampoline in the back garden Pic: © calnaction

A woman was left stunned when she saw her neighbour engaged in a solo sex romp on a trampoline.

As she looked out of her window, she saw James Burden stark naked with a cigarette in one hand and his genitals in the other. Falkirk Sheriff Court heard the gobsmacked victim told police that 55-year-old Burden was "as bold as brass ...and purposeful".

Mike McMahon, prosecuting, said that the woman, who lives in a block of four flats in Falkirk’s Westquarter, had got up to go to her bathroom as 5.14am on March 25 this year.

As she passed her kitchen window, she saw Burden - her upstairs neighbour - in the back garden. She then saw Burden approach the back door of the block of flats.

The woman rushed into her living room and called police. Mr McMahon said: "He told police he had gone out to the trampoline and had masturbated himself there."

Asked why he did it, Burden told officers: "Just for the thrill of it." He added: "I did not intend anyone to see me."

Burden, of Yew Terrace, Westquarter, pled guilty to publicly exposing his person in a shameless and indecent manner, and approaching his neighbour's house and placing the occupant in a state of fear and alarm.

Sheriff Craig Caldwell deferred sentence until next month for reports.

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  1. Avatar for cable guy

    1. 03 Jun 2010 00:32cable guy said

    (Reporter):

    This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas

    station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

    (Witness):

    Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared

    out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't

    have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin'

    her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too

    late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of

    the shock absorbers.

    (Chorus)

    He ain't crude, Boogity, Boogity

    He ain't lewd, Boogity, Boogity

    He's just in the mood to run in the nude

    Report as unsuitable

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